JULY 17, 2011
Volunteers in the 4 yo class at church are probably praying for "Poor visiting Charlotte."They were teaching that Jesus heals hurting hearts.Charlotte says,"Yea, like when I tried to cuddle with my Mom on the bed and she wouldn't cuddle with me.That really cracked my heart,I sat there at the end of the bed cuddling my warm, cold pillow." WHAT! I had to have been asleep, this is all news to me!
JULY 15, 2011
Out of the blue. Charlotte asks, "Are we made out of blood and meat?" I quickly thought of a response and said,"we're made of blood vessels, muscles, and bones making up our skeleton." She chimes, "and meat!"
JULY 13, 2011
Charlotte says to Quade's friend, "When I get older, I get to choose what ever boyfriend I want." Quade's then says, "Then your going to marry it."
JULY 10, 2011
Sitting at the table, Charlotte climbs up into the chair next to me, pokes her half eaten doughnut a few times and says, "Mom, you eat this doughnut because it's old." So, let me get this straight-an old person is the perfect one to eat an old doughnut? She next opens the doughnut box to choose a "young" doughnut, and sneezes all over the rest....Frack, the whole box is hers now!
JULY 8, 2011
The grand daddy LOL of the day....I am going through the baby books with Charlotte and Quade. I am explaining the parts of the ultrasound pictures to Quade, saying "Here's your leg, your arm, and your penis." He looks at me and says, "my penis? Ok....I'm not really into penis's." ROFL!!
JUNE 28,2011
Charlotte put my deodorant on to "smell pretty"....she is walking around the house, arms raised telling people to sniff her pits, aren't they pretty?!? Quade sniffs her pits and she fusses, "Oh, now my armpits stink from his stinky breath, smell them....they don't smell pretty anymore!" She made me sniff them again and I assured her they did not smell like morning breath!
JUNE 24,2011
was eating a nectarine just now.....I offer Charlotte a bite and she says in her signature Pollyanna way, "hummmm, it does look juicy, but....it's yellow.....and red, I like pink."
JUNE 24, 2011
What's with little boys and squishing bugs? I tell Quade, "Son, don't kill those bugs, they are outside in their own environment, let them be." Charlotte chimes in, "Yea, Quadee, if you kill them, then the're dead......huh Mom?!?"
JUNE 23, 2011
It's down right exhausting to be stranded on the pot without toilet paper in this house! Only one that hears my distress calls is the 4 year old! Trying to convince her to get you more won't take her long-heaven forbid! Coaching her that the other bathroom isn't scary or to far. Waiting-praying she wont get distracted. Only to be brought 1 square with a big rip down the middle. Never mind, I've drip dried by now!
JUNE 15, 2011
Charlotte brought me 3 dog food kibble and asks me if I can juggle them....And I tried it! What was I thinking?
JUNE 10, 2011
"Did you not know that Princess's change their miinds? I am a Princess, and I changed my mind." ~ Charlotte
JUNE 9, 2011
Had no idea that Strawberry Shortcake DVD's smelled like strawberries? Charlotte told me to smell it yesterday, and by golly it does. Just now she walked up to me with a 101 Dalmatians movie, stuffed it in my face and said, "This one smells like Dalmatians."
JUNE 7, 2011
Quade and I were going through his Alphabet Airplane books, it came to "M" for Microjets. These are used for advertising and entertainment mainly. I asked him if he had a "Microjet" what would he write on it for people to see? His answer? "That's what she said!" Good Grief!
JUNE 7, 2011
Charlotte is feeling ornery. Dan is dozing off to sleep, and he "shushes" her. She looked at him and says, "Well, Shush to you too, I think I will stick a Dorito in your belly button."
JUNE 7, 2011
It is not funny that dinosaurs gaze into each others chip painted eyes and whisper sweet nothings in to each others scaly ears. It is also not funny that a Dalmatian beanie baby puppy wishes upon a star for a boyfriend of her own, and meets Pedro the Chihuahua, and they fall madly in Love. Don't you DARE laugh while playing such seriousness, you will get scolded!
MAY 31, 2011
Is listening to Quade fuss with Dan because he won't let him play a certain video game. Dan says, "You have to be a teenager to play that game." Through tears he sobs, "I wanna play this game, I act like a teenager!?!"
MAY 17, 2011
I was just talking to Clay (18) and Derek (17), and I said, "That was so epic!" Clayton looks at me and says, "Mom, what did we say about that word?" I humbly said, "It's a no-Mom word?" He says, "right." I was just spanked! LOL
MAY 15, 2011
I am stressing about getting all the things done before Clayton's graduation ceremony, 5 of the 8 people in under this roof want to take showers. People bumping into each other in the kitchen, Quade reminds us all that he has a butt crack in a merry little song he made up, get the cake at 12:15, washer is going, with loads in line-add talking over each other and a bicker here and there....and whaa la! My life!
MAY 14, 2011
Charlotte is galloping around the house pretending she is a horse....(she tells me my lines) I am to say, "I wish I could ride that horse but I'm too big, I'm afraid I will crack it's hooves." WTHeck?!?
MAY 6, 2011
I am making Quade's breakfast....he is on the floor looking at my toes, and says, "Your pinky toe is jacked up!" WTH, I will have you ALL know, I have beautiful pinky toes, kid doesn't know what he is talking about!
APRIL 30,2011
I said, "Hey, let's play Mother may I!" I will be the "mother", and Charlotte says, "and I will be the May I!"
APRIL 30, 2011
Charlotte told me she just "borned a baby." Took me a while at first to realize what she was saying, because it sounded like she was saying she just "burned a baby." Whew, ok.....THEN the introduction, "This is Hatta, her first name is Hatta, her second name is Forehead." hhhmmmm "Hatta Forehead?" She seems perfectly content with the chosen name.....LOLOLOLOLOL
APRIL 28, 2011
Is having a hard time stopping the giggles and snapping back into the real world. Just don't ever eat a glazed donut while driving~grinding the glazed particles into your jeans~and DEFINITELY don't ask your teenage son if the butt of your jeans are clean yet. His hysteria isn't a good sign.
APRIL 21, 2011
Derek was asked by this cool, engaging elderly lady who check us in at the doctors, "Are you here as a result of an accident?" I paused....wondered.....then I said it, "Actually Mam he was very planned." Thought she was gonna fall out of her chair, she was a hoot! Wishing everyone in life had her personality...she was such fun!
APRIL 21, 2011
Charlotte wanted to be a "ballerina statue" SO I carry her stiff poised body out of a doctors office, WITH her very special outfit on.
APRIL 18, 2011
is witnessing the union of 2 lays potato chips...Charlotte is conducting the ceremony, "Do you take this awful husband to be your husband?" Haven't heard the reply, but the Groom just got eaten.
MARCH 31, 2011
Quade and Charlotte were taking a bath....Charlotte says, "Mom can you come get the potato skin out of the bath?" With cup in hand I chase those suspicious foaties in the bathtub-but something tells me those were NOT potato skins!
MARCH 4, 2011
Charlotte says, "I'm not picking my nose, I'm just cleaning the inside."
FEBRUARY 23, 2011
On the way to the Doctor, Derek was reading "YoMama" jokes, and there was one that gave me the giggles like an idiot...."YoMama's so old, she babysat Jesus." Still makes me laugh!
FEBRUARY 22, 2011
Charlotte says, "Mom, pretend these Doritos are the penguins food." Sqwak! (with an accent) "Mom, pretend this penguin is speaking Spanish".....SO, I have a penguin IN my kitchen, eating Doritos that speaks Spanish."
FEBRUARY 18, 2011
Quade asks, "Mom, why does Acid start with ass?"
FEBRUARY 17, 2011
Charlotte said to me, "Mom, I don't want to grow up today, I want to be little forever!"
FEBRUARY 14, 2011
Charlotte is so sweet when she asks for "Gran Crappers" (aka Graham Crackers)
FEBRUARY 14, 2011
So, Derek comes home looking at Quades Valentines and reminiscing says, "I didn't get any Valentines...." Quade and Charlotte kicked it in high gear and scrambled around, he was presented a half eaten FunDip, and a sucker that had been sucked on. He was feeling the Love.
FEBRUARY 9, 2011
While Derek(17), Clayton(18) and Quade(5) were roughhousing I hear this.."Dude, he just killed the King, and your over there picking your nose?"
FEBRUARY 8, 2011
we were at the Doctors office yesterday and Quade says, "I can swallow pills, white pills, long pills, slippery pills." (he was wanting to make sure if he is given meds...it wasn't the syrup) It just sounded so funny hearing him "list off" the pills he would pop.
FEBRUARY 5,2011
You know cabin fever has set in, when your 5 year old in a fit of frustration calls you, "A hunk of junk." Had to leave the room to hide my LOL.
FEBRUARY 2, 2011
Has a friend...who knew this girl...who had a cousin that bought a different brand of TP because it was on sale, only to have an allergic reaction to it~sucks to be her right now!
FEBRUARY 1, 2011
thinks kids who ask lots of questions become smart adults....but some questions need not be asked....Example, Me; "Quade, watch where you are walking, don't step in dog poop." Quade; "Why?"
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