Just overheard my sweet Charlotte, pretending to teach a class. She said something to her imaginary students....but the part I heard was, "If .............. I will knock you out of this classroom!" ROFL I am laughing SO hard inside right now. I think maybe she needs to pick a different career if imaginary students have pushed her over the edge.

Use your Words!

While in carline today....Charlotte was reciting what she learned on a popular childrens TV show....She was saying, "Don't get mad, use your words....when you hit somebody, tell them why your hitting them." She is BRILLIANT!

What's your friends' names?

Quade started kindergarten yesterday, We asked him if he met any new friends...I ask, "What are the names of some of your new friends?" He says, "NachoBean-Aye, Beetle Jack, and Jack Whack..." I think he's full of it! LOL

This happened August 14, 2009 

This is a true incident while in a Christian book store with Quade (then 3 1/2) and Clayton, then 16.

"I hope that Quade's speech improves, Clayton is getting a complex being called "Satan." Especially when in a Christian book store and Quade is walking down the isle calling, "Satan, where are you?" (true story!)

Pork Rinds.........

AUGUST 10, 2011

Charlotte picked up a loner pork rind sitting on the kitchen island, took a sniff, made a face and said, "eewww, that smells like a Krispy Kreme butt!" Didn't know doughnuts had butts?

Butt a random thought....

AUGUST 5, 2011

Quade is coloring just now and randomly says, "Mom.....remember when I was constipated and you had to put something up my butt? Ya.....those were horrible times." Then keeps on coloring.

How not to laugh?

AUGUST 5, 2011

I find it very difficult to listen to kids plead their case and not laugh in their faces. Charlotte and Quade were bickering like mad....I go back and ask what was going on here! Charlotte so passionately complains, "Mom! He called me scrap metal! And a Litter Bug! And a Leprechaun!"